Motivational Quotes from Billy Mays

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

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I love beautiful wood.

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It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run.

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Long live your laundry!

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I don’t take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

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Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Billy Mays

The best things in life are free – and $19.95.

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Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

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Hi, Billy Mays here for…

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You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I’m coming after you and taking back what’s mine.

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When I’m up against a wall, that’s when Billy Mays performs best.

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I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

Billy Mays

One of the things that we hope to do with ‘Pitchmen’ is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Billy Mays

I’m a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

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Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

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My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That’s it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

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Life’s a pitch, then you buy.

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It’s important for me to sell a product that works.

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I’ve done well for myself.

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The infomercial business has been good to me.

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Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

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