Inspirational Quotes from Bob Hope

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Bob Hope

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.

Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

They’ll always be an England, even if it’s in Hollywood.

Bob Hope